5alas Mashi!  is back online with a new design that includes a robot, grendizer, La Royal Hotel Amman, Mojamma3 Bank al iskan, and 3imarit ilborj!  (check the logo if you want to know what I mean!)

This site will be dedicated to criticizing and making fun of a lot of stuff, in Arabic and in English. Nothing political, and nothing serious is going around, just having some fun!  :D

I hope you’ll like it.

A live massacre is going on right now in Gaza, does the Palestinians have Nuclear weapons, Chemical Weapons, Biological Weapon, long distance missiles, or any kind of threatening weapons?  Well No, they don’t, but the Israelies do!

The Palestinians only have their pride, their right of ruling the lands of Palestine (so called Israel by many people), and a fearless feeling of what the Israelies think it would plant a seed of horror in the hearts of the Palestinians – bombs, missiles, and others.  This is what the weak Israelies are trying to break and kill, and they just can’t!

For those who will read my post and say that I don’t have the right to say that Palestine is the so called Israel, well read the old testament, and check the phrase that talks about the land of promise, what is it? It’s Palestine.

Over 360 killed, 1800 injured, and 6 mosques bombed to the ground in a couple of days. What is right about this? Why are people from all over the world – Germany, Arab countries, Asian countries, American states – gathering in demonstrations to condemn the acts of Israel?

Israel is not targeting Hamas, it is targeting Palestinians, but we are standing on our grounds and will not be humilated by missiles and bombs, we will fight with our pride the bombs of Israel, and they will not be able to put us down.

God be with us, and may Israel bombs turn on them.

Body of Lies, Roger Ferris (DiCaprio) is a CIA field agent assigned in the middle east to fight terrorism and blah blah blah, you know the rest of the stuff!

This movie – as a lot of other movies and T.V. shows – discuss some theories about the Arab and Muslim civilization, I was happy that at last one movie – to a certain level – said something true about true Islam, and not create some stupid non-related to Islam stuff, in the scene were Ferris were captured by terrorists, I liked the way Ferris replied to Al-Saleem who was reading a verse from the Holy Quran to him, and Ferris told him that you can’t explain the verses of the Holy Quran the way it suits you, so that you can allow yourself to kill innocent souls, and this is true, we as Muslims aren’t allowed to kill innocent people, and it is said so in Quran, also it is known that prophet Mohammad peace be upon him used to order the soldiers in wars not attack women, children , and old people.

Never-the-less, I heard that the movie weren’t allowed to shoot scenes in Amman – Jordan,  Read the rest of this entry »

Finally, I have uploaded my company website  Laughing I’m really happy with this accomplishment. I designed the whole website including the images and it is not that much of a knocking design – since I’m not a designer – but no bad for a start Smile.  BTW, just for the record, I did somehow borrow some ideas from other websites :$

Check it out:  www.e-rize.com

Why does this happen to me? (And to a lot of people I know!)

Your are working on a project for yourself, not for a customer, and let’s say you have a deadline to meet, you spend an hour staring at the screen of you computer – this is how it starts, then you go and watch T.V, a little bit later you feel like having a snack, so you go to the kitchen and make yourself a sandwich or 2!

Other possible scenarios:

• Take a break at home while working, FOR 2 HOURS OR SO, and get the PlayStation3 kickin!
• Go out and have an argeeleh with double size turkish coffee, whine about everything, tease and make fun of the guys, then get yourself some healthy italian food (pizza!!!).
• Wander around in the car, destination anywhere, listen to stupid music.
• Sit for lengthy hours discussing our future company in a dreamy perspective and a naive point of view, which leads to nothing, because of lack of planning, and A LOT of other missing resources.
• etc…

This is an Art, a fine art, of wasting time!